Told You So                  (bnl)

I never jumped in and rescued you,
but I wanted to
I didn't tell you which way to go,
'cause I thought you'd know
You had a problem with your new found
wealth, you brought it on yourself
I never told you I told you so, but I told you so

Have to let it go
It's time to let it go
Now I can't believe
It took so long to leave
Perhaps one day I'll grieve
Or I never will

I never told you I agreed with you,
I don't think I do
I wasn't sure quite what the whole thing
meant, but I'm glad you went
I never thought that it could be painless,
but it is I guess
I had myself fooled into needing you,
did I fool you too?

Have to let it go
it's time to let it go
Now I can't believe
It took so long to leave
Perhaps one day I'll grieve
Or I never will

A viral infection that can incubate for years
Caused by affection fallen deep into arrears
No medication to procure
Makes me pure, there's no cure, I am sure

I never mentioned how I've prayed for you,
and now I've paid for you
I never said that I would wait for you,
it's too late for you

Have to let it go
it's time to let it go
Now I can't believe
It took so long to leave
Perhaps one day I'll grieve
Or I never will

The one line I read at my old BBS that had me CRYING from laughing so hard....

"What are you doing? I'm not being a cockhole, I'm just asking?"

The background on this was one of the posters, Mike, wrote this in response to someone's erratic flame of another poster.  It probably wasn't the first time I'd seen the word "cockhole" but certainly seeing Mike write it was hilarious. I think all of the 2000 members of the site would remember that one to this day, even though it was written years ago.

NNNA! 

 Okay, I can't really say what that is... because it's well, secret. But I laughed for hours.

I am RABIES!!

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